Brown-nose your way to the top..

it's easy to make it big in music these days - that is if you're willing to have no shame, no principles and no limits to how far you will go to big yourself up, no matter how shite your music is. The techno and minimal scenes are literally littered with polished turds who took the right drugs with the right people, agreed with everything they said, plied them with even more cocaine, and then slipped their demo cd in their record box. How many times have I seen the smaller artist literally cumming in there pants at the chance of meeting one of music's "Mr Big"s no matter how much of an arsewipe they may be, ready to fill their ego, nose and bumhole in one fell swoop? I'm sure there are some real people still out there, but the idiot ratio, especially in techno music seems to be rising by the week. Ten years ago, I'm sure that techno was considered more of an intellectual kind of music.. now it seems to be getting dumberer and dumberer.. because it's all about bumhole now.. and coke.. anyone tried blowing coke up their bumhole?