Most boring things to say to a DJ in a club...

..this weekend: chanting "harder, faster, harder, faster" on the dancefloor.. Sorry my bassdrums arn't big enough to make your Es work properly, then again, you should have known that when you only paid a quid a piece for them... muppets....

No more "Genres", only "Brands"

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i love all brands of techno, schranz i love especially cos it actually moves me. i dont know why, it just does. and isnt that what music is supposed to do? now the reason you dont like it is because, it doesnt do anything for you.

the corporations have won.......

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Brown-nose your way to the top..

it's easy to make it big in music these days - that is if you're willing to have no shame, no principles and no limits to how far you will go to big yourself up, no matter how shite your music is. The techno and minimal scenes are literally littered with polished turds who took the right drugs with the right people, agreed with everything they said, plied them with even more cocaine, and then slipped their demo cd in their record box. How many times have I seen the smaller artist literally cumming in there pants at the chance of meeting one of music's "Mr Big"s no matter how much of an arsewipe they may be, ready to fill their ego, nose and bumhole in one fell swoop? I'm sure there are some real people still out there, but the idiot ratio, especially in techno music seems to be rising by the week. Ten years ago, I'm sure that techno was considered more of an intellectual kind of music.. now it seems to be getting dumberer and dumberer.. because it's all about bumhole now.. and coke.. anyone tried blowing coke up their bumhole?

Dumbfuck Whinehouse inlaws unwittingly help her sell more records....

In the guardian today was this article about Amy Winehouse's in-laws getting their knickers in a twist about the couples drug use.. now I couldn't give two fucks about Amy Whinehouse (sic) or her boyfriend, or what drugs they're taking this week, but I find it quite amusing how these "concerned parents" unwittingly gave Ms Whinehouse (sic) even more column inches by pleading with fans to stop buying their records, and that she be banned from receiving awards, particuarly the 3 mobos she was nominated for last week...Why stop there? Maybe she should be grounded with pocketmoney suspended for a few weeks, and banned from driving the Jag? pleeze....

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when are you going to learn, arguing about MP3 vs Vinyl, Hardware vs Software and Jeff Mills or Ritchie Hawtin is just fucking dumb.....